You know what they say on Top Gear; pull a handbrake turn and their clothes literally fly off.

LOL We have no idea what they need to do.

I say make better tyres.

Wigan's Callum Mcmanaman. Of course he'll be getting a match ban for it.

Edit: Hard to believe, the Wigan chairman is actually defending the tackle.

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To be fair, US plates have shite dimensions and typically shite colors as well. They look horrible when they're placed anywhere but a garage wall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f ... bedded&v=oLzaaLev-yc#!

Ultra Festival Livesteam all weekend. Going to do the same next weekend.

Absolute shocker.
Massa is ahead of Alonso.

Quote from Mustafur :

Why not just get some jet dryers like in Nascar, just jet dry the f**k out of the puddles and problem solved.

They did. There was one guy standing in T1 trying to blow a puddle off the track with a leaf blower.

edit: In all honesty, I don't get why they bother making full wet weather tyres. I mean, it seems like every time there's a decent amount of rain it's either cancelled qualifying or 20 parade laps behind the safety car. I wouldn't be surprised if F1 someday becomes a dry weather only series.

Quote from BlueFlame :

If you're counting WCC then thats probably correct. WDC on the other hand it would be '92-'99.

FUUUUUUUU

You're right. Probably another Vettel year then.

I thought it would be a Newey season, but he only wins in sets of three ('92-'94, '96-'98 and hopefully only '10-'12).

:vomit:

They couldn't extend the windshield a little more forward or anything?

Quote from Lotesdelere :

This annoys the hell out of me nowadays. I mean, if everyone is taking a video of it then surely there will be at least one of them on youtube later? Not that you need video of whatever you're filming anyway, because you have already seen it in person.

I played some of those and generally what would happen is the hostage would get killed (accidentally) before the Blufor operators even showed up. Technically, I think that's a 'no decision' match, while a win for Blufor is saving the hostage and a win for Opfor is kiling all the Blufor personnel.

NASCAR would probably make more money trying to market to dead people than they do trying to market to minorities.

Also, the guy reading your pacenotes can also fix your car.

1. Who will win drivers' world championship: Alonso
2. Which team will win constructors' world championship: Ferrari
3. Who will score more points in 2013. Bottas or Maldonado: Bottas
4. What is the best race finishing result for Adrian Sutil in 2013: 5
5. Do you think Sergio Perez will win at least one race in 2013: No
6. Who will score more points in 2013. Hamilton or Rosberg: Hamilton
7. First driver you think will lose his drive during 2013 (miss at least one race): Giedo
8. Will Caterham or Marussia score points in 2013: No
9. Do you think Massa will win at least one race in 2013? Yes
10. Does Kubica drive F1 car before the last race? No
11: Winner of Australian gp: Alonso
12. Winner of Monaco gp: Webber
13. How many points will the dwc winning driver have at the end of the season: 278

Qualifying was rained out, now I'm having a panic attack because I don't know who to pick for this weekend.

Since I bought it I should have some Alpha Lite (SP only) passes somewhere, just need to find out where.

Might've just been Ricky being a little rough in bed.

http://espn.go.com/racing/nasc ... -neck-head-being-hit-rock

Quote from -NightFly- :

At the lake where I work in the summer there's this old bathroom on the far side, never used, that occasionally has to be cleaned out. Typically, I have to go over to do the work which isn't too bad except for the fact that the bathroom is full of wolf spiders. Now I'm not terribly afraid of spiders, but the toilet paper is kept in these metal holders which I've seen then scurry in and out of before. Let me tell you, it's bloody terrifying sticking your hand in there to undo the toilet paper.

Quote from Boris Lozac :

Had to record the gun sound, it's brutal.

True, they are fantastic. Especially since my shit laptop has to run everything on minimum (no shadows FTW), it's such a contrast between great sound and shit graphics.

Boris, to free roam go in the editor and add a unit to the map (make sure it's controlled by the player) and preview. You'll probably want a helicopter too, just to check things out.

As for the voice acting, there's a ton of it. Best to just mute the radio.

He even added a sponsor plug.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/105876

Maybe a bluff, but surely if you are Ferrari you always aim for the win?

Reflection of the sun in the Ferrari's wheels (we still can't get it that perfect) gave it away for me. That and the fact that the kerbs seemed to have a bit too much detail.

He left to pee? Use a bottle!

edit: If he was serious he would have gotten a catheter.